Let the Media Rest: The Epic Conclusion

September 22 2004

 Well, I'm back...

Yesterday I flew home from San Francisco, closing the last action-packed chapter of my adventures on the Fringe, at least for this year.  Thanks to a few lucky inroads into the Bay Area's local media I managed to keep a fairly high profile in Frisco, appearing on National Public Radio, on KRON TV's morning news, and in three local papers.  The coverage was all favourable, and the result was a series of sell-out shows for the second part of my run, even though I didn't do much postering or flyering.  My performance schedule in San Fran was also much more permissive than Edinburgh; shows were generally scheduled every other day, with two days off near the end for my trip to Ottawa.

This gave me some time to explore the city and enjoy myself, including a trip to Berkeley, various spoken word, hiphop and dance music events, and a whole lot of second hand clothes shopping, to the point where I actually had to buy myself an additional second hand suitcase to haul it all home.  I also participated in the massive "Power to the Peaceful" festival in Golden Gate park on September 11th, hosted by Michael Franti from Spearhead.  This was a gathering of San Francisco's thriving counter culture, with rows of booths registering people to vote, serving vegan food, promoting the Socialist Party of America, and selling hand-made pipes, sarongs, and T-Shirts proclaiming "Bush is a Terrorist".  It was a beautiful day in the park, and with over 30,000 people in attendance it was a testament to the spirit of the city.  I almost thought I was in Vancouver for a minute.

Because of my appearance on NPR, which is the U.S. equivalent of CBC Radio (or BBC for the Brits), I was also approached randomly by a few teachers about performing The Rap Canterbury Tales for their classes, and I ended up with two very different gigs.  My first school performance was at a public high school in Oakland, Skyline High, which was not in the 'hood but rather in the hills above the downtown area, though many of the students commuted from the inner city.  The teachers were lovely, but the school seemed plagued by budget problems - many of the classrooms were in rusty trailers parked on cement, which turned them into sweltering ovens in the California heat.  At lunch I heard about the most recent government outrage - a superintendent who set out to balance the district's education budget by slashing program funding throughout the public school system, which caused a couple of teachers to mouth him off at a board meeting.  The superintendent, interpreting their protest as a threat, hired himself a personal bodyguard at the expense of the same education budget - the bill was $175,000 US per year.

The students themselves were great, however, and seemed well entertained by my presentation, especially when I was talking about freestyle rap and a young kid with short little tarantula dreads kept prodding "battle me...battle me" so I whipped out a little demonstration: "I spit rhymes at Skyline / sweet like apple cider / and try to sidestep kids whose heads are covered by a spider..."  Then when his turn came to dis me back he asked the teacher for permission to cuss in his raps, which was denied, so he stayed grudgingly quiet, but it was still a great icebreaker.  I think some of them were a little uncertain as to the point of my existence, though, since they were not studying Chaucer, and the whole thing was sprung on them in their "life skills" class as an example of what can come of unusual forms of literacy.  It ended up coming across as a bit of a "stay in school" pep talk, though I can't imagine the prospect of becoming a traveling fringe minstrel would keep any of them in university for six years.  Then again, maybe I'm not such an anomalous phenomenon after all...

The other school I visited was the complete opposite, the sharpest contrast imaginable.  It was a private all-girls prep school for Stanford University in Palo Alto, catering to the daughters of the Bay Area elite.  The buildings were beautiful ornate wood and stone, and the well-kept courtyard included an Olympic-sized outdoor swimming pool.  Lunch was prepared by a gourmet chef who laid out Swedish meatballs and stuffed rigatoni in cream sauce, with salad bar and fresh cut fruit, a stark contrast to the mushy peas and fried chicken I had been served a few days before in Oakland.

However, the students were once again keen-minded and alert, (though none of them tried to battle me) and in this case they were indeed studying Chaucer, in much greater depth and detail in the tenth grade than I ever did at the High School level here in B.C.  Giving presentations in those air-conditioned, DVD-equipped classrooms, I couldn't help but reflect on the stark differences between the two learning environments, especially during the Wife of Bath's speech on classism and "gentilesse":

As for low-class, you can't rashly judge me,
Class is just something that holds us back, and nothing
Goes bad as fast as the souls of nobility,
Whose workloads leave them with gold, but no ability
To show compassion, cash but no humility,
Besides, with the middle class and upward mobility
The only gentility left with any importance
Proceeds from a person's actions, not their fortunes,
So no more ill-informed class distortions...

Still, I didn't complain when the teacher handed me my paycheque, especially since the public school performance had been pro bono; Skyline convincingly claimed there was no money in their budget for visiting speakers.  I don't judge either of them of course, but it was interesting to note the contrast, and sadly I fear I must acquiesce to the system somewhat myself if I am to survive - the private school network in California suddenly seems a great untapped niche for the future of the Rap Canterbury Tales.

During my second show of the Fringe a serious setback occurred in the form of an injury sustained on stage while performing.  The Miller's Tale includes a scene where I have to convey a fall from "up on high", and I've been doing a fairly safe stage-dive where I drop down to touch the ground with my palms and then bounce back up again.  This show, which was almost full, was particularly high-energy for some reason, and I got carried away and slammed myself onto the stage, jolting my torso when my hands connected.  I instantly felt a pain in my lower back, as if one of my vertebrae were out of place, but the beat goes on and waits for no man, so I continued with the show, wincing a little.  By the time I got home I was so sore I could hardly move and waking up the next morning it was even worse.  For two days it felt like I would be in traction before long and canceling shows once again, but then things started to turn around, and with some stretching and rest I regained my strength.  It made me realize, however, how careful I need to be with my body, now that I've stepped out from under the yoke of the Worker's Compensation Board.

Then, last Thursday, after performing four of my six shows of the Fringe, I packed a day bag and headed for the airport to seek the Canadian Millenium Scholarship Foundation's "Think Again" conference in Ottawa.  The trip was all expenses paid and entailed a stopover in Chicago, which meant pretty much a whole day of traveling each way.  Arriving in Ottawa I proceeded to the ARC Hotel, where my $175 per night room had already been reserved by the conference organizers.  I was bemused at the luxury of it all - including a gift package with a CD, DVD, book, chocolates and jelly beans, all taxpayer dollars well spent.  When I raised the question of the extravagant accommodations with one of the other presenters, she pointed out that it was the least they could do, since we weren't getting paid to participate.  I was far from discontent, however; I found every detail of it delightful.  I felt like a visiting dignitary.

In the morning we had breakfast and a briefing, and then we made our way over to the West Block of the Parliament buildings where the conference was taking place.  The opening speech was by an adventurer named Bernard Voyer, who gave a slideshow presentation and inspirational talk describing his experiences hiking to the North and South Poles as well as climbing the highest mountain on every continent on earth including Everest.  The day was then divided into various workshops on social justice, scientific progress, entrepreneurial skills, and "thinking outside the box", mine falling presumably into the latter category (it was entitled "OnWords: Hiphop Culture and the Evolution of Oral Traditions").  I was to give two workshops during the course of the day, the first with about fifteen participants and the second with about twenty-five, both an hour and a half long.  The participants were undergraduate winners of the prestigious "Excellence Awards" from across Canada, mostly between the age of 19 and 25, representing every possible faculty of every possible university, a wonderfully eclectic mix.

My workshop opened with a brief introductory lecture on Chaucer's poetics and The Canterbury Tales, compared to the phenomenon of freestyle battling in hiphop culture.  Then we did an exercise interpreting a passage from the original Middle English version of The Pardoner's Tale, followed by a discussion of the challenges of teaching the text.  This lead into a performance of my rap version of The Pardoner's Tale, then a discussion of some interdisciplinary approaches to understanding Chaucer, specifically using feedback loops and sociobiology as models for Chaucer's poetics (check out my Master's Thesis).  This allowed me to draw on the input of the Excellence Laureates in the workshop with backgrounds in, say, biochemistry and zoology.  Finally, after expounding the theory in my presentation and then developing it in discussion, I proceeded to sum it all up with my lecture/rap/thesis statement "The Rhyme Renaissance".  Although I have been dwelling almost exclusively in the popular realm for the past six months or so, I found it surprisingly easy to slip back into my scholar's robes.  This whole concept was received enthusiastically by the students, opening a new view of both rap lyrics and medieval poetry to a group of sharp and active minds. 

After a long day of new ideas we all piled into buses and moved to the National Aviation Museum, a massive hangar/dome filled with restored WWI and WWII fighter planes and various experimental flying contraptions.  Viewing-paths snaked around the flight memorabilia, and various tables were set up throughout with spreads of gourmet food of every type.  For the next hour or so we toured the building, sparking conversations in the various line-ups for sushi and stuffed tacos.  The space was vast, but with well over three hundred students and another sixty or so presenters and staff it seemed to be buzzing with activity. 

After dinner the entertainment was supposed to begin, and I made my way to the stage where a DJ was spinning some ambient tunes while the students filtered in to form an audience.  I was to be the first act, with fifteen minutes in front of the whole group, but many of the students were still eating or looking around and the crowd was slow to form.  Three times the organizers tapped the microphone (which was hooked up to a network of speakers resounding throughout the whole building) and asked them to please make their way to the stage.  As the clock ticked on and the hand-wringing intensified, I figured I knew a way to bring people in and score a little extra stage time, so I grabbed the mic and improvised a "pied-piper freestyle," something to the tune of:

 

"This is the climax of the conference
So put down your food, and your condiments
'Cause we got some performers here who need your compliments
To boost their confidence
In this museum,
And how can you applaud them unless you see 'em?
So get your asses to the stage
Or you lose your scholarships
And not just the next payment,
I'm talkin' about all of it
So stop gawkin' at all the plane cockpits
And stuffin' your faces with cakes and chocolates
And make your way to the stage
Through this crazy maze..."

Since this was technically just "crowd forming time", it didn't take up any of my slot, even though I went on for about ten straight minutes, beginning with about two dozen people loosely standing around, and ending with over four-hundred packed into the seating area.  Then I launched into my set, which consisted of The Wife of Bath's Tale, The Rhyme Renaissance, and some newly-penned lyrics reflecting ironically on my relationship with the academic world:

Trapped in his graduate class with a masters
In wrappin' his craft in vernacular packages
Graspin' at capitalist status and affluence
What happened to Erasmus and the Stratford dramatist?
That's in his past, to be classed with the rest of his
Adolescent irrational practices
Fatuous analysis of tragical passages
Vacuous battles with national averages
After this chapter collapsed he went back to his
Natural habitat to rap for the masses...

For those of you unfamiliar with hiphop lyrical forms, the two passages above clearly show the contrast between freestyle rhymes and written rhymes.  Afterwards I had people come up to me gushing about this or that aspect of the performance, the Chaucer, the lecture rap, and more than a few who had ears only for the introductory freestyle, making me feel like improv skills take you a lot farther than any amount of formulating.  This performance at the aviation museum, even after touring for the past five months, was without a doubt the most exciting of my life, especially since it was in front of the largest and certainly the most intelligent audience I've ever had the honour of entertaining.  They also proved that intelligence is no impediment to a sense of humour - the lecherous old woman in the Wife of Bath's Tale had them doubled over.

After the evening's entertainment, which also included music and clowning, we separated from the students and returned to the hotel for a smaller reception held for the presenters.  This was a much stiffer affair, with cocktails and elbow-rubbing, and was less to my taste than hanging out with the Excellence Laureate students, who were on average just a few years younger than me, whereas the presenters were mostly decades older.  Anyway, a cocktail or two later I stirred my shaken body up to bed and called it a night.

Then the next morning it was back to the airport (after a gourmet breakfast billed to the conference), and once again I spent the whole day flying, only to land in San Francisco, shower, change, and head off to perform my semi-final show of the Fringe, which was sold out.  Sunday afternoon's show was likewise packed, and with great pomp and ceremony I thanked my last audience and concluded my summer of fringe performances.

And now I'm home again, after almost five months, seven cities, five countries, and over seventy official performances of The Rap Canterbury Tales.  This summer has been the most incredible time of my life, and I must admit I'm already feeling some post-partem pangs at the idea of it being over.  On the other hand, I've opened so many doors and met so many people along the way that I feel like the seeds are well sown for even greater things yet to come.  Now, however, it's time to take a breather, though soon I will resume giving presentations to schools here in the Vancouver area, working on recording projects, and getting prepared for next year's tour.  I feel like I have made many mistakes this year that I must remedy if I am to realize my goal of a self-sustaining existence performing my poetry.  Incredibly, and mostly thanks to Edinburgh, I seem to have completed the tour having turned a slight profit, though the final accounting has yet to confirm this.  Still, there is no question that I am far from ruined, which to me equates a huge and improbable success. 

I want to thank you all for following along as this fringe fantasy has unfolded.  For those of you who joined up mid-way, or just now, all of my letters from the edge are posted online.  I suppose this will be my last posting for a while, at least until my life gets somewhat interesting again, but stay tuned in the meantime for upcoming shows and events as they arise.  All the best until then,

Deepest blessings,

 baba